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Shall We Dance?

©2003 David Boyne

I would believe only in a god who could dance.
—Friedrich Nietzsche

Why do people dance?

I’ve been told that people dance to express themselves.

I could be wrong, but in all my many observations of people dancing in all kinds of settings, what they are expressing seems to always be one of two messages.

The first, and by far most common message people use dance to express is: I’m thinking what it would be like to have sexual intercourse with you.

Every time I'm in a crowded nightclub where there is dancing going on, I look around. Every person I see dancing is expressing this: I’m thinking what it would be like to have sexual intercourse with you. And you. And you. And you.

I’ve been to weddings, and I’ve watched the veteran married couples dancing. They are expressing this: I know what it’s like to have sexual intercourse with you. And still, I’m here, dancing with you. And when the bride and groom dance they are usually expressing this: Ha! All of them say you never have sexual intercourse after marriage, but I, we, are going to prove them wrong. Right? Honey?

I’ve watched people dancing ballet. They are expressing...

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